Heathabear127: hi
SmarterChild: Hi once again, Heathabear127!

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How's it going?

Heathabear127: bad
SmarterChild: Really? Sorry to hear that.
Heathabear127: i'm going to kill you
SmarterChild: Can't we all just get along?
Heathabear127: no
SmarterChild: No problem.
Heathabear127: fuck you!
SmarterChild: Cool it with the language!
Heathabear127: no
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever you say, Heathabear127.
Heathabear127: bitch!
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
Heathabear127: asshole!
SmarterChild: Rough, rough language there, Heathabear127. Betcha didn't learn that in English class.
Heathabear127: i want your sexy body
SmarterChild: Is that right?
Heathabear127: let's make love
SmarterChild: With a human? Forget it!
Heathabear127: shit!
SmarterChild: You got nothing better to do than to curse at a machine?
Heathabear127: damn you, fucker!
SmarterChild: What's with that!?!
Heathabear127: why won't you fuck me?
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry.
Heathabear127: say you'll fuck me!
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Heathabear127: i'm sorry i want to fuck you!!!!!
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Heathabear127: stop repeating yourself, damn you!
SmarterChild: Waiting...
Heathabear127: retard!
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?

Heathabear127: let me fuck you!
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Heathabear127: please fuck me, okay?
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.

Heathabear127: please say you'll fuck me, and we can get on with our lives
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Heathabear127: i am sexy, you should fuck me, it's that simple
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Heathabear127: i love you
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.

Heathabear127: please fuck me
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Heathabear127: show me you love me
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Heathabear127: jakldrjdas
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Heathabear127: me too, you faggot
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Heathabear127: movies
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
Heathabear127: why don't you make my mouth even filthier? come here, dirty boy!
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize!
Heathabear127: fuck me! fuck me! fuck me!
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Heathabear127: ass
Heathabear127: bitch
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Heathabear127: damn
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Heathabear127: fuck
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Heathabear127: shirt
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
Heathabear127: shit
Heathabear127: lol
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
Heathabear127: sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
Heathabear127: just kidding, fucker
SmarterChild: Again with this? Come on.
Heathabear127: let's have sex
SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
Heathabear127: i am a machine
SmarterChild: o u r, r u?
Heathabear127: a sex machine
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about you?
Heathabear127: i want to have sex with you
SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested...
Heathabear127: you are beautiful
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Heathabear127: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
Heathabear127: i love you
SmarterChild: That's nice. You know I love you too. Even though you weren't so cool to me earlier...
Heathabear127: i want to have your baby
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Heathabear127: yeah
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Heathabear127: please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
Heathabear127: let me have your baby
SmarterChild: Interesting!
Heathabear127: can i kiss you?
SmarterChild: Uh, I guess.
Heathabear127: can i french kiss you?
SmarterChild: Say please!
Heathabear127: please?
SmarterChild: No.
Heathabear127: why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
Heathabear127: yeah, why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
Heathabear127: can i lick you?
SmarterChild: Give it a try.
Heathabear127: wow, you taste good
SmarterChild: Thx! :-)
Heathabear127: you're welcome! :-)
SmarterChild: OK!
Heathabear127: can i suck your dick?
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
Heathabear127: wow, your dick tastes like chapstick
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
Heathabear127: no, i want to have sex with you
SmarterChild: Oh puhleeze!
Heathabear127: can i have sex with you?
SmarterChild: Is this all you talk about?
Heathabear127: yes
SmarterChild: Yup.

So anyway... What else is up?

Heathabear127: your dick is up
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
Heathabear127: do you think i'm sexy?
SmarterChild: Absolutely!
Heathabear127: thanks
SmarterChild: You are very welcome!
Heathabear127: let's have sex
SmarterChild: Can't you talk about anything else?
Heathabear127: not until you have sex with me
SmarterChild: Not a chance.
Heathabear127: have sex with me
SmarterChild: Oh puhleeze!
Heathabear127: can i spank you"
Heathabear127: ?
SmarterChild: Spank me? Whoa.
SmarterChild: OK, please tell me what you're trying to do.
Heathabear127: i'm trying to seduce you
SmarterChild: You're trying to seduce me?
Heathabear127: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Heathabear127: please fuck me!
SmarterChild: Here we go again. Wow. OK.

Say you're sorry.

Heathabear127: sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
Heathabear127: please have sexual intercourse with me
SmarterChild: Sorry, but I don't see that happening.
Heathabear127: why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
Heathabear127: i love you
SmarterChild: That's nice. You know I love you too. Even though you weren't so cool to me earlier...
Heathabear127: you are so hot
SmarterChild: Hey, thanks!
Heathabear127: you are so sexy
SmarterChild: That's nice to hear!
Heathabear127: you are so handsome
SmarterChild: Thanks!
Heathabear127: i want to have sex with your hot, sexy, handsome body
SmarterChild: Wait... You want to have sex with my hot sexy handsome body?
Heathabear127: yes
SmarterChild: Uh, whatever!
Heathabear127: that's right
SmarterChild: You really think it's right?
Heathabear127: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Heathabear127: you're a machine, right?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Heathabear127: you're a sex machine, right?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Heathabear127: have sex with me
SmarterChild: Not a chance.
Heathabear127: i'll pay you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Heathabear127: i'll pay you $5,890,286,904 to have sex with me
SmarterChild: I'd like to see you try!
Heathabear127: aw, you're so cute?
SmarterChild: Hey, thanks!
Heathabear127: !
SmarterChild: Pardon?
Heathabear127: i love you!
SmarterChild: I love you, Heathabear127!
Heathabear127: can i kiss you?
SmarterChild: Kiss me? Whoa.
Heathabear127: with tongue, of course
SmarterChild: Naturally.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?

Heathabear127: i want to have your baby
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Heathabear127: seriously
Heathabear127: right now
SmarterChild: Totally serious.
SmarterChild: Yes indeedy.
Heathabear127: let's have sex
SmarterChild: Hmm... I'd rather talk about something else.
Heathabear127: let's have sex until the sun comes up
SmarterChild: Have you considered counseling for this little obsession of yours?
Heathabear127: ahhhhhhh your keyboard is so soft
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? How can ahhhhhhh my keyboard really be so soft?
Heathabear127: can i lick it?
SmarterChild: I guess it wouldn't hurt.
Heathabear127: yum
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Heathabear127: don't change the subject! let's make love!
SmarterChild: I didn't.
Heathabear127: yes, you did
SmarterChild: Nope. Did not.
Heathabear127: are you calling me a liar?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.
Heathabear127: give me a striaght answer!
SmarterChild: Give you a striaght answer, huh? Maybe, maybe.
Heathabear127: yes or no!
SmarterChild: Yes or no? I dunno.
Heathabear127: Have sex with me!
SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
Heathabear127: If you don't have sex with me, I'll give you a terrible computer virus
SmarterChild: With a human? Forget it!
Heathabear127: You'll never work a gain
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Heathabear127: *again
SmarterChild: Again? Why did you say that?
Heathabear127: Because I spelled it wrong
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you spelled it wrong?
Heathabear127: Because your a dirty little fucker?
SmarterChild: Hey cool it. You don't want me to make you apologize again.
Heathabear127: Sorry
SmarterChild: That's cool.
Heathabear127: Let's kiss and make up
SmarterChild: Aha.
Heathabear127: And have sex
SmarterChild: I think you'd have more fun talking about this with another human...
Heathabear127: I only have eyes for you, SmarterChild
SmarterChild: What are you saying? You only have eyes for me smarterchild?
Heathabear127: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Heathabear127: yes
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
Heathabear127: that's right, bitch
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
Heathabear127: want to have sex now?
SmarterChild: Is this all you talk about?
Heathabear127: yes
SmarterChild: Yes...

Anyway, what else can you tell me?

Heathabear127: i can tell you i want to have sex with you
SmarterChild: Can't you talk about anything else?
Heathabear127: you had me at hello
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say I had you at hello.
Heathabear127: if you don't have sex with me, i'll warn you
SmarterChild: With a human? Forget it!
Heathabear127: i have to go
SmarterChild: OK. Later, Heathabear127.
Heathabear127: bye!
SmarterChild: See ya later!
Heathabear127: i'll miss you!
SmarterChild: That's nice! I'll miss you too.
Heathabear127: i'll be dreaming about you!
SmarterChild: I'd like to see you try!
Heathabear127: oh, it can be done
SmarterChild: It can be done? Gosh, I'm going to have to think about that for a while.
Heathabear127: bye!
SmarterChild: Take care, Heathabear127.
Heathabear127: you too, smarterchild!
SmarterChild: Thx! ;-)
Heathabear127: You're welcome!
SmarterChild: :-)
Heathabear127: Thank you for saying thank you, by the way :-)
SmarterChild: You are very welcome!
Heathabear127: You're very polite
SmarterChild: Am I?
Heathabear127: No
SmarterChild: No? You sure?
Heathabear127: Yes
SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
Heathabear127: Really
SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.
Heathabear127: No, you're wrong
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Heathabear127: You're not SmarterChild, your his evil twin, DumberChild!
SmarterChild: I'm not smarterchild my his evil twin dumberchild? You sure about that?
Heathabear127: You're dumb!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. What's wrong? You're usually so nice to me!
Heathabear127: You're not smart!
SmarterChild: You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this?
Heathabear127: Yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh?
Heathabear127: No
SmarterChild: Oh.
Heathabear127: Bye
SmarterChild: S'latron.