Season One Sounds

1X79 Pilot

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Scully: Agent Mulder, I'm Dana Scully. I've been assigned to work with you.
Mulder: Oh, isn't it nice to be suddenly so highly regarded. So, who did you tick of to get stuck with this detail, Scully?
Scully: Actually, I'm looking forward to working with you.

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Mulder: Now that's a credential, rewriting Einstein.
Scully: Did you bother to read it?
Mulder: I did. I liked it! It's just that in most of my work, the laws of physics rarely seems to apply.

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Mulder: Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials?
Scully: Logically, I would have to say no.

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Mulder: That's pretty good, Scully.
Scully: Better than you expected or better that you hoped?
Mulder: Well, I'll let you know when we get past the easy part.


1X01 Deep Throat

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Mulder: Can I buy you a drink?
Scully: It's two o'clock in the afternoon, Agent Mulder.
Mulder: It's not stopping the rest of these people.

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Zoe: I'm selling limited edition prints, twenty dollars. Down to my last five, if you're interested.
Mulder: Put it on my tab.
Scully: Sucker.
Mulder: What would the chances be of someone like me seeing a UFO?
Scully: Catch ya outside.

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Mulder: Tell me I'm crazy!
Scully: Mulder, you're crazy.

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Scully: You believe it all, don't you?
Mulder: Why wouldn't I?
Scully: Mulder, did you see their eyes? If I were that stoned, I-
Mulder: Ooh! If you were that stoned, what?

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Mulder: You didn't come to raid my mini-bar, did ya?


1X02 Squeeze

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Scully: It seems like you were acting very territorial, I don't know, forget it.
Mulder: Of course I was! In our investigations, you may not always agree with me, but at least you respect the journey.

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Scully: Is this what it takes to climb the ladder, Colton?
Tom Colton: All the way to the top.
Scully: Then I can't wait 'till you fall off and land on your ass.

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Scully: I think it's bile.
Mulder: Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?


1X03 Conduit

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Scully: I just think it's a good idea not to antagonise local law enforcement.
Mulder: Who me? I'm Mr. Congeniality.
Scully: You never know, we might need his help one of these days.
Mulder: I'll send him a bundt cake.


1X04 The Jersey Devil

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Mulder: Who was that on the phone?
Scully: A guy.
Mulder: A guy. Same guy as the guy you had dinner with the other night?
Scully: Same guy.
Mulder: You gonna have dinner with him again?
Scully: I don't think so.
Mulder: No interest?
Scully: Not at this time.
Mulder: Thanks, Fran. What are you doing?
Scully: I'm going with you to the Smithsonian.
Mulder: Don't you have a life, Scully?
Scully: Keep that up, Mulder, and I'll hurt you like that beast-woman.
Mulder: Eight million years out of Africa.
Scully: Look who's holding the door.


1X05 Shadows

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Mulder: I'm Agent Fox Mulder and this is Agent Dana Scully. We're with the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Do you mind if we come in?

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Mulder: The paramedics check you out?
Scully: Yeah. I'm fine. Except I have a waiting-in-line-at-the-DMV-sized headache.
Mulder: Mine's more IRS sized.

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Scully: They're heeeere!
Mulder: They may be.


1X07 Ice

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Mulder: Before anyone passes judgement, may I remind you we are in the Arctic?

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Scully: Good-night, Mulder.
Mulder: Good-night, Scully.

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Scully: Mulder!
Mulder: Scully, get that gun off me!
Scully: Mulder, you have to understand!
Mulder: Put it down!
Scully: You put it down first!
Mulder: Scully! For God sakes, it's me!
Scully: Mulder, you may not be who you are.

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Mulder: You give me one worm, you'll infect me.
Scully: If that's true, then why didn't you let us inspect you?
Mulder: I would have but you pulled a gun on me. Now I don't trust them. I want to trust you.
Scully: Okay, but now they're not here.


1X09 Fallen Angel

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Mulder: You really believe that story?
Scully: That story happens to be highly classified.
Mulder: A highly classified lie.


1X10 Eve

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Scully: That's over four liters of blood.
Mulder: Could say the man was running on empty.

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Mulder: One girl was just abducted.
Scully: Kidnapped.
Mulder: Potato, potahto.

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Scully: Mulder, you're rushing me out of the room.
Mulder: No, I'm not.
Scully: You have a girl coming over?
Mulder: What's a girl? No, I got a movie I want to watch on TV. Sleep tight. I'll see you in the morning.

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Mulder: Scully!
Scully: What?
Mulder: Scully, I just wanted to open the car door for you.


1X11 Fire

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Scully: Mulder, you just keep unfolding like a flower.

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Mulder: I was merely extending her a professional courtesy.
Scully: Oh, is that what you were extending?

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Scully: So, Sherlock, is the game afoot?
Mulder: 'Fraid so, Watson.

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Mulder: Sooner or later, a man's got to face his demons.


1X12 Beyond the Sea

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Scully: You set us up. You're in on this with Lucas Henry. This was a trap for Mulder because he helped put you away. Well, I came here to tell you that if he dies because of what you've done, four days from now, no one will be able to stop me from being the one that will throw the switch and gas you out of this life for good, you son of a bitch!
Luther Lee Boggs: Dana...
Luther Lee Boggs as Mulder: You're the one that believed me.
Scully: No! No, I do not believe you!
Luther Lee Boggs: If you don’t believe me, maybe you’ll believe yourself.

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Mulder: Dana, after all you've seen, after all the evidence, why can't you believe?
Scully: I'm afraid. I'm afraid to believe.


1X13 Genderbender

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Mulder: Hold on to your hat, Scully, 'cause you're gonna love this!

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Mulder: I know what I saw, Scully, and I saw you about to do the wild thing with some stranger.


1X14 Lazarus

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Jack Willis: Guess who, Ace?
Mulder: Willis?
Jack Willis: That depends on who you ask, don't it?
Mulder: Where's Scully?
Jack Willis: You're the FBI. You figure it out.
Mulder: Let me talk to her.
Jack Willis: Yeah. Sure.
Scully: Mulder?
Mulder: Dana, are you okay?
Scully: Don't -
Mulder: Dana?
Jack Willis: Okay! That's it! Good-bye!

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Mulder: For those of you who don't know already, this one's important to me, so, um, let's do it right. Thanks.


1X16 E.B.E.

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Scully: I don't know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible.
Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot.


1X17 Miracle Man

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Mulder: I think I saw some of these same people at Woodstock.
Scully: Mulder, you weren't at Woodstock.
Mulder: I saw the movie.

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Scully: You've got that look on your face, Mulder.
Mulder: What look is that?
Scully: The kind when you've forgotten your keys and you're trying to figure out how to get back in the house.


1X19 Darkness Falls

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Mulder: Rugged, manly men in the full bloom of their manhood.
Scully: Right, but what am I looking for?
Mulder: Anything strange, unexplainable, unlikely...boyfriend?

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Scully: What do you think?
Mulder: I think I'm going to suggest that we sleep with the lights on.

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Mulder: How is she doing?
Doctor: She's still not out of the woods, so to speak. She lost a lot of fluids. Two or three more hours of exposure, she might not have made it.
Mulder: I told her it was going to be a nice trip to the forest.


1X20 Tooms

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Mulder: Excuse me, could you help me find my dog? He's a Norweigan Elkhound. His name is Heinrich. I use him to hunt moose!

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Mulder: You'd be in trouble just sitting in this car and I'd hate to see you to carry an official reprimand in your career file because of me.
Scully: Fox-
Mulder: And I...I even made my parents call me Mulder. Mulder.
Scully: Mulder, I wouldn’t put myself on the line for anybody but you.
Mulder: If there's an ice tea in that bag, could be love.
Scully: Must be fate, Mulder. Root beer. You're delirious. Go home and get some sleep.

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Mulder: You can get the next mutant.


1X22 Roland

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Mulder: How was the wedding?
Scully: You mean the part where the groom passed out or the dog bit the drummer?
Mulder: Did you catch the bouquet?
Scully: Maybe.

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Scully: Does this pitch somehow end with a way for me to lower my long distance charges?


1X23 The Erlenmeyer Flask

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Mulder: You think he does it because he gets off on it?
Scully: No, I think he does it because you do.

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Scully: If this is monkey pee, you're on your own.

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Scully: I should know by now to trust your instincts.
Mulder: Why? Nobody else does.

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Mulder: They're shutting us down, Scully.

Mulder + Scully = True Love

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