The Springfield Files Sounds

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Leonard Nimoy: The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.

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Bart Simpson: Bart Simpson: When you get a little older, you'll realize that Friday is just another day between NBC's Must-See Thursday and CBS's Saturday night Crap-O-Rama.

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Lisa Simpson: It's just that the people who claim to have seen aliens are always pathetic lowlifes with boring jobs. Oh, and you, dad.

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Bart Simpson: I am the thing from Uranus!

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Mulder: There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.
Scully: Well, gee, Mulder. There's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.
Mulder: I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that.

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Mulder: Agents Mulder and Scully. FBI.

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Scully: This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions, and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?
Homer Simpson: Yes. (Detector Explodes)

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Mulder: Wait a minute, Scully. What's the point of this test?
Scully: No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight.
Mulder: His jiggling is almost hypnotic.
Scully: Yes. It's like a lava lamp.

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Homer Simpson: You are one fine looking woman, lady. If I wasn't married, I'd go out with you like that! I am so sorry. Whatever you do, don't tell Marge. God I love her! I - hey, a penny!

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Scully: This is the worst assignment we've ever had.
Mulder: Worse than the time we were attacked by the flesh-eating virus?
Abraham Simpson: Ow, it bit me with my own teeth!
Scully: No, this is much more irritating.

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Scully: I've seen enough Mulder, let's go.
Mulder: Yeah, okay. But somewhere out there, something is watching us. There are alien forces acting in ways we can't perceive. Are we alone in the universe? Impossible. When you consider the wonders that exist all around us, Voodoo priests of Haiti, Tibetan Numerologists of Appalachia. The unsolved mysteries of unsolved mysteries. The truth is out there!

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Homer Simpson: I'll prove I'm right. This Friday we're going back to the woods and we're going to find that alien!
Bart Simpson: What if we don't?
Homer Simpson: We'll fake it, and sell it to the Fox Network.
Bart Simpson: They'll buy anything!
Homer Simpson: Now son, they do a lot of quality programming too. Ha ha ha! I kill me.

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Lenny: It's bringing love! Don't let it get away!
Eddie: Break its legs!

Mulder + Scully = True Love

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