Title: About this marriage thing... Author: Susan Frankovich E-mail: susanf@ticnet.com or filesfan34@yahoo.com Classification: vignette written entirely in dialogue Keyword: MSR Spoilers: Arcadia Archive: Please ask first. Disclaimer: These characters belong to each other, not me. Author's note at the end. Summary: "Pretending we were married for the past three days wasn't that bad, was it?" ******************************************************* About this marriage thing... by Susan Frankovich ~~~~~~ "Tell me the truth, Scully. Pretending we were married for the past three days wasn't that bad, was it?" "Well..." "Come on. Be honest. You know you liked it." "*You* liked it, Mulder. I tolerated it." "That hurts, Scully." "Okay, maybe not tolerated...it was more like I accepted it." "And just what does that mean exactly?" "It means I accepted the fact that we had to go undercover as husband and wife, and I played the part accordingly." "From what I saw you weren't just playing the part, you were enjoying it, Scully." "I was?" "I especially liked the way you kind of snuggled in real close to me on the couch when we first talked to Gogolak, and don't think I didn't notice the way you kept smiling and patting my hand." "I was just playing the part, Mulder." "And don't forget all the times you kept harping about me leaving the toilet seat up and squeezing the toothpaste the wrong way." "You think I enjoyed that?" "Of course, you did. You loved bugging me about those things, and do you know why you did?" "I'm sure you'll tell me." "Because it was something normal and stable, and something that millions of other married couples do all the time." "Well, I did enjoy staying in that nice big house." "So then you did like being 'married' to me. I knew it." "Did I say that?" "No, but that's what you meant." "Mulder, you're so full of it." "I know, but that's part of my charm." "Speaking of parts, where's your part of our report for Skinner?" "I'm still working on it." "Well, Skinner wants it on his desk in an hour. Are you going to be done with it on time?" "I will if you help me finish it." "I'll help you, but only if you'll do something for me first." "What's that?" "Call me Laura one last time." "I can do that, but I prefer to call you Scully." "Good answer." "I know." "It's also the right answer." "I know that too." "You really are full of it, aren't you, Mulder?" "And you wouldn't have me any other way, would you?" "You're right." ~end~ *They are SO like an old married couple in this episode, and that's all I'll say about that.:) Reflections http://members.tripod.com/sfrankovich/index.html Stories by Susan http://www.geocities.com/filesfan34/